What are gnash-ups you may ask? Well, imagine two characters gnashing their teeth at each other trying to work out which one would win in a fight. Grrr. I will be taking a variety of tropes, characters, themes and stylistic choices and putting them up against each other in a completely whimsical, hypothetical battle. No actual fighting will occur because not only is it indecorous, I dislike the thought of cleaning blood out of my carpets.